martymartinloki:
anarchetypal:
so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???
and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”
there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.
(via four-fires)
disasterbisexual:
if you’re ever scared you’re not a good person, remember that bad people don’t care about being better
(via allthekingdomlightsshined)
worldsworstfather:
the fact that lights don’t start flickering ominously and short-circuiting whenever i’m upset is maximally unsexy and not at all excellent if you ask me
(Source: hexglyphs, via bratzglrl)
tittypetes:
abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now
(Source: symbf, via teenagerposts)
vvhitelace:
I’m such a slut for reassurance!!!!!! like tell me how much u love me!!!! KINKY AF
(via four-fires)
